battleship-condescension

mothafuckinsterio:

That grandma took none of the shit.

Team Grandma

Would you like to stay for dinner?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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somewhatdorky:

themanyfandomsofme:

hufflepuffletardis:

fandommember:

#the most epic credits in the history of ever

#you know shits going down

#Never stop reblogging

can  you imagine the 50th anniversary…. o.o 

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paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

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sissystrudel:

arjache:

So I don’t know if anyone else noticed this.

But for the recent exposition segments (as opposed to the INTERFISHIN segment), Hussie has been releasing updates in batches of 8.

Because it’s Aranea delivering the exposition, you see.

HUSSIE

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mochimochibear:

HS女子は色んなスタイルがあって可愛いですね(Intermission以外読んでいないのでよく分かっていない)

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buttpilgrim:

ＷＨＯ　ＤＡＲＥＳ　ＡＷＡＫＥ　ＵＳ　ＦＲＯＭ　ＯＵＲ　ＳＬＵＭＢＥＲ

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